On her very first day at a new school, a little girl walked into the classroom. The teacher smiled and asked, “Sweetie, what’s your name?” The girl proudly declared, “Happy Butt.” The entire class burst into laughter.The teacher frowned and said, “That can’t be right. You’d better see the principal and sort this out.”
So the little girl marched down the hallway, cheerfully introducing herself to everyone she passed:
“Hi, I’m Happy Butt!”By the time she reached the principal’s office, half the school was whispering about the new student with the ridiculous name. The principal looked up from his desk and said, “Well, hello, young lady. And what’s your name?”
Without hesitation, she replied once more: “Happy Butt!”The principal sighed, picked up the phone, and called her mother. After a short conversation, he hung up and leaned across the desk.“Honey,” he said kindly, “your name is Gladys, not Happy Butt.”
The little girl grinned from ear to ear and shouted:“Glad Ass, Happy Butt — what’s the difference?!” 🤣The principal dropped his pen and rubbed his forehead. The little girl just giggled and said, “Well, at least everyone knows my name now!”