After 30 years apart, four longtime friends reunited at a party. As they caught up, the conversation turned to their sons and their achievements.The first man beamed with pride and said, “My son worked his way up to become president of his company—and to show his appreciation, he gave his best friend a brand-new Mercedes.”
The second chimed in, “Well, my son became a partner in a major airline. For his best friend’s birthday, he gifted him a private jet!”Not to be outdone, the third added, “My son is a millionaire engineer. He built a 30,000-square-foot mansion and gave it to his best friend.”
Just then, the fourth friend returned from the restroom. The others asked, “So, what about your son?” He shrugged and said casually, “Oh, my son’s gay and works as a stripper.”
The table fell silent, unsure of what to say—until he smirked and added, “But he’s doing alright—his three boyfriends gave him a mansion, a jet, and a Mercedes for his birthday!”