I wasn’t supposed to be home until Friday, but my business trip was cut short. Sitting in the airport restroom after a long flight, I decided to surprise my husband John and our kids, Emma and Liam. I imagined their excited hugs and John’s familiar smile that always made my heart flutter after twelve years of marriage.
When I arrived home around 2 p.m., I called out—but the house was silent. No toys, no noise, no sign of life. The kitchen was spotless, too clean for John’s usual mess.Then I saw it: a large camping tent in the backyard. We didn’t own one. The grass around it was flattened as if it had been there for days.
I stepped outside, and John crawled out looking sweaty and disheveled. Before he could explain, I pushed past him and opened the tent flap. Inside was his mother, surrounded by crystals, incense, and a chart titled “Ancestral Energy Rebirth Protocol.”
John’s mother explained they were doing a spiritual cleansing to “realign energies” because my “corporate energy” was draining the house. John spoke about cosmic realignments and sacred stones, and told me the kids were sent to his sister’s every Wednesday during these rituals.