When my husband and I divorced, he left with more than his pride — he unscrewed and took the front door handles, claiming he “paid for them.” I didn’t argue. I just watched him go, knowing karma had better tools than I ever could. Three days later, my phone rang — it was him. He sounded desperate, embarrassed, almost in tears. Karma, it seemed, had finally knocked. I could already tell something poetic had gone wrong.
He was trapped in his mother’s house, trying to reuse those same handles. In his rush to impress her and prep for a job interview, he broke the key inside the lock. Every exit was sealed. Windows were painted shut. He was stuck, humiliated, and panicking. The universe had locked him in with the very pettiness he clung to.
I suggested he try the upstairs window — maybe the trellis would hold. Before hanging up, he muttered, “I’m sorry about the beanbags.” The same ones he’d ripped from our kids without a second thought. Funny how quickly petty becomes pathetic. He had to climb down into rose bushes — poetic justice in bloom. I hung up smiling, coffee warm in my hands.
The next day, the beanbags showed up on our porch. Then Mike came by, with new handles and a scraped-up apology. I let him see the kids — they were kind, but distant. And as I closed our perfectly functioning door behind him, I finally exhaled. Turns out, the things we lose make room for the things we need most. And sometimes, closure arrives wrapped in humility.